Wednesday, March 01, 2006

Shoes and Socks

All this fussing about both socks then both shoes.... or is it all one foot before the other? Which foot must be dressed first?

Who the hell cares?

Put on your underwear... this includes socks. Brush your teeth, put on your makeup (if you are so inclined) then put on the rest of your clothes. If you put on your pants and shirt before brushing your teeth, you are guaranteed to have some sort of tragic toothpaste accident in a socially inappropriate location.

Then sit down and think a minute....

Where WAS I when I got tired of wearing shoes yesterday???

Go to that place that you FIRST think of. Stand there and look at the spot without shoes and think... "ok, where was I ACTUALLY?"

Remember. Fetch shoes. If you are wearing the GOOD shoes, just slip them on. If you have the nasty kind with laces, sit down and put them on in any order.

Stand up and wonder.....

How long until summer and I don't NEED shoes and socks???? Cause this is just way too much bother....

5 comments:

LivingWilde said...

Um... I wore unmatched socks the other day to work. Didn't notice it until I got home.

As we say in the south, "I ain't got a dog in this fight."

Jaylene in KS said...

Thank you, a person after my own heart. I am constantly searching for the last place I left my shoes - of course now my dd's can take off with them so I NEVER know where they might be.

Martha said...

Yes, but once we get to the sockless season, we trade our sock woes for "did I shave this morning" worries! :)

Martha C.

Martha in CA said...

You gals without 'a place for everything, and everything in it's place' are. killing. me.!!

One of my friends shaves her legs EVERYDAY!! Even in winter! THAT is just wrong!

Jaylene in KS said...

Martha I have a place for everything, it is the "everything in its place" that does me in.