Overheard

Young Man #1: Oh my God... I think she IS dying. Someone needs to give her a hamburger!

Young Man #2: She's so skinny her skin is just HANGING!

Young Man #1: That's not good.....

Daughter, age 14, looks at Mother. Mother looks at daughter.

Daughter smirks.

Mother is happy that the uberskinny Nicole Ritchie looks like death on a cracker and her demographic finds her repulsive.